Joke time!

Paddy is in the airport with two sacks over each shoulder.  All of a sudden he gets stopped by customs and they search the two sacks.  They find loads of mobile phones in them.  Customs officer asks Paddy "Why does he have all these phones?
Paddy replies "well, while I was on me travels in America, I got a phone call from me mate Murphy in Cork.  He told me that he is starting up a jazz band...........and could I bring back two saxophones"

Today I say:  Share a crappy joke everyday, they're brillliant!